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Jerry Tee

SKU: CS5788256529
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Original price was: $11.00.Current price is: $6.60.

Description

Damn it, Jerry.

Such sentiments seem, in one way, fitting. Jerrywearer of plaid, taker of naps, frequenter of a dinosaur-themed restaurant named Jurassic Forkhas a way of angering people by virtue of his very blandness.

Who has been on the receiving end of more outright, unexplained cruelty? Theres the jar Jerry’s coworkers put money into every time he does something mockablefunds they use, in a tradition known as the Jerry Dinner, to finance a nice meal that purposely does not include its namesake.

Theres the time Leslie, pointing to a poster shes mocked up of her colleague, declares that Jerrys face is the symbol of failure. There’s the time Andy, in extreme slow motion, smashes a pie into Jerry’s face. Theres the time Jerry has a heart attack (an event proceeded by a string of Gergichian flatulence)which is also the time Tom, rather than expressing concern for his coworker, bemoans people’s failure to make a joke about a fart attack.

Ron once described Jerry as someone who “shrivels up when you shine a light on him. While he may hide in plain sight, he is well worth the effort to discover. Jerry started out as the guy you know, but dont really know. And he ends as the mayor of Pawnee. In other words, validated and vindicated. Soaring.

The Atlantic
“And the Meek Shall Inherit Pawnee”

Color Black
Material Anvil Lightweight 100% Cotton

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